By Diane Muldrow
A funny "guide to life" for grown-ups! someday, Diane Muldrow, an established editor of the long-lasting Little Golden Books, learned that, regardless of their whimsical visual appeal, there has been infrequently a real-life scenario that hadn't been lined within the greater than 70-year-old line of children's books—from handling cash, to the significance of workout, to discovering contentment within the least difficult issues. during this age of debt, melancholy, and diabetes, may perhaps we adults use a refresher path within the mild classes from those lovely books, she wondered—a "Little Golden advisor to life"? certain, shall we! Muldrow's funny but functional suggestions for buying the main out of lifestyles ("Don't disregard to take pleasure in your wedding!" "Be a hugger." "Sweatpants are undesirable for morale."), drawn from greater than 60 tales, are paired with pleasant pictures from those best-loved children's books of all time—among them The Poky Little dog, Pantaloon, Mister puppy, Nurse Nancy, We aid Mommy, 5 Pennies to Spend, and The Little purple rooster. The Golden greats of children's representation are represented the following besides: Richard Scarry, Garth Williams, Eloise Wilkin, J. P. Miller, and Mary Blair, between many others. bound to convey stories and a grin, this booklet is an ideal reward for child boomers, contemporary grads, fanatics of children's literature—or someone who cherishes the solid little books with the glossy cardboard covers and gold foil spines!
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