By Don DeLillo
At emblems collage in West Texas, large younger males, vacuum-packed into shoulder pads and glossy helmets, play soccer with extreme ardour. in the course of an uncharacteristic profitable season, the confused and distracted working again Gary Harkness has periodic matches of nuclear glee; he's fueled and shielded via his worry of and fascination with nuclear clash. between oddly troubled and recognizable avid gamers, the terminologies of soccer and nuclear war—the language of finish zones—become interchangeable, and their which means deteriorates because the collegiate 12 months runs its path. during this triumphantly humorous, deeply looking novel, Don DeLillo explores the metaphor of soccer as struggle with wealthy, unique zeal.
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