By Mark Dunn
Ella Minnow Pea is a lady residing fortunately at the fictional island of Nollop off the coast of South Carolina. Nollop was once named after Nevin Nollop, writer of the immortal pangram,* “The quickly brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” Now Ella reveals herself appearing to avoid wasting her pals, relatives, and fellow voters from the encroaching totalitarianism of the island’s Council, which has banned using sure letters of the alphabet as they fall from a memorial statue of Nevin Nollop. because the letters steadily drop from the statue in addition they disappear from the radical. the result's either a hilarious and relocating tale of 1 girl’s struggle for freedom of expression, in addition to a linguistic travel de strength certain to satisfaction be aware enthusiasts everywhere.
*pangram: a sentence or word that incorporates the entire letters of the alphabet
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