Depraved English: The Most Disgusting and Hilarious Word by Ammon Shea, Peter Novobatzky

By Ammon Shea, Peter Novobatzky

From aboiement to zooerastia, a guided travel of the lantrified underbelly of the English language
This strange, un-put-downable little quantity by means of Peter Novobatzky and Ammon Shea collects greater than 300 of the English language's such a lot disgusting, offensive, and obscene words—words that experience fallen out of universal utilization yet will without doubt pride, amuse, and every so often end up unusually important. Who hasn't sought for the precise be aware to explain a colleague's maschalephidrosis (runaway armpit perspiration), a boss's pleonexia (insane greed), or a buddy's fumosities (ill-smelling vapors from a drunken person's belches)?
Word enthusiasts, continual insulters, berayers, bescumbers, and bespewers desire believe like tongue-tied witlings not more: discovering the proper, keck-inspiring observe simply bought lots more uncomplicated with Depraved English.

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Four members apiece are chosen from the two towns of Chandlerscross and Scarsdeep, and an additional member is chosen at random from among the farms along the Ashaba. Until the Scardale plague drove the garrisons from Scardale Town, the council numbered thirteen and included the Sembian, Zhent, Hillsfarian, and Dalelands garrison commanders from Scardale Town, although in practice the garrison commanders rarely bothered to attend the Scardale Council and frequently ignored its edicts. MAJOR GEOGRAPHICAL FEATURES Scardale's three significant geographical features are the River Ashaba, which runs through the dale from west to east; the Sea of Fallen Stars at the river's mouth; and the great gorge named the Scar, which gives the dale its name.

The Barrowfields: Located at the western end of the dale, the Barrowfields earn their name from the dead warriors buried in the long lines of low, grass-covered hills throughout the area. The ancient Netherese wizard-warrior corpses here have a disturbing tendency to manifest unusually deadly undead powers. Beast Country: The western end of Mistledale has always been dangerous, thanks to a seemingly indestructible population of bugbears, orcs, goblins, and other obnoxious creatures coming down out of the Thunder Peaks into the softer climate of the Dales.

On the other hand, if Featherdarrans held a grudge against every group that had done them wrong, they'd be an extremely surly lot. For the most part, they don't hold Sembia's occasional attempted coups against individual Sembians, or pin responsibility for Lashan of Scardale's invasion of Featherdale on Scardalefolk. Featherdarrans settle personal disputes in time honored fashion, usually by talking in the presence of respected elder farmers. Around sixty years ago, blood feuds rippled across this valley as several families became embroiled in a bitter dispute over contested land.

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