By Kevin Hazzard
A former paramedic’s visceral, poignant, and mordantly humorous account of a decade spent on Atlanta’s suggest streets saving lives and connecting with the drama and low good looks that lies inside of catastrophe.
In the aftermath of 11th of September Kevin Hazzard felt that anything used to be lacking from his life—his days have been too secure, too regimen. A failed salesman grew to become neighborhood reporter, he desired to attempt himself, see how he could reply to strain and risk. He signed up for emergency scientific education and have become, at age twenty-six, a newly minted EMT working calls within the worst sections of Atlanta. His existence entered a distinct realm—one of blood, violence, and striking grace.
Thoroughly intimidated initially and regularly terrified, he skilled on a nightly foundation the adrenaline rush of jogging into chaos. yet in his downtime, Kevin mirrored on how people’s facades drop away whilst disaster moves. As his hours at the task piled up, he discovered he was once starting to see into the reality of items. there isn't any pretense 5 beats right into a chest compression, or in an alley subsequent to a crack den, or on a dimly lit street the place vehicles have collided. finally, what had before everything appeared very unlikely occurred: Kevin bought mastery. And within the method he used to be capable of determine the pro changes among his freewheeling friends, what marked each—as he termed them—as “a tourist,” “true believer,” or “killer.”
Combining indelible scenes that remind us of life’s fragile good looks with laugh-out-loud moments that retain us smiling in the course of the worst, A Thousand bare Strangers is an soaking up examine one man’s trip of self-discovery—a journey that still teaches us approximately ourselves.
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