By Peter A. Jeffcock
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I have found out about Venus for my project. Venus is in Italy and it is special because its streets are water. People travel round Venus on boats called Gonderlas. I found some photos because my mum and dad went to Venus for their honeymoon. 55 A PIS OF CAK The closet town to France is Dover. You can get to France on a train in the Tunnel or you can go on a fairy. People can live in all kinbs of bildings. Most people live in hoses, fats or dungalows. 56 GEOGRAPHY In London you can go around on a speshal train called the tub.
They only get a little groin to eat. I would not like to eat the groin. We stayed in Wales in summer. We stayed on a kind of campsight but instead of tents or caravans there were wooden todges. Ours was lovely. 62 GEOGRAPHY Wen we were in Scotland we used to go into the woobs for a walk. Dad liked to see how many beers he could see.
What could I do? I deamed I was a soiler in the middle ages. I was soiling the seas in my soiling ship. 34 HISTORY Our country has a govement but at the top of everything is queer elizabeth. After the war they had to build houses quickly to replace the ones that had been bombed. These houses were called perverts. There are still some old perverts around today. 35 A PIS OF CAK Robert Louis Stephenson tried to build a rocket but he ended up with a train. The Easter game of egg rolling started in debenhams and cornwall.