185 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said by Ted Rueter

By Ted Rueter

Ted Rueter panders to Democratic get together strains by way of gathering 370 oratorical guffaws credited to renowned politicians. labeled in alphabetical order and awarded by way of topic subject, the quips include:
Forgiveness: "In the Bible it says they requested Jesus what percentage occasions we should always forgive, and he acknowledged seventy instances seven. good, i need you to understand that I'm holding a chart." --Hillary Rodham Clinton
Me: "I am Al Gore, and that i was once the following president of the U.S. of America." --Al Gore

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Witches inserted small portions of the brain into the food or drink of their victims. After the victim had eaten, or drunk, the witch turned the plate or mug upside down. 25 Sejeso was a mysterious slow poison. Once ingested it transformed into a snail, frog, lizard, or snake that gradually devoured the victim’s body from inside. Witches manufactured dihlare from herbs, roots, animal fats and human bodily substances. A type of sehlare called sefolane was placed on footpaths, entered the body through the soles of the feet and caused paralysis of the legs.

Their trainees interpreted persistent pains, infertility and bouts of aggression as signs that alien spirits had entered the bodies of their clients. Three categories of spirits were identified by the languages they spoke: the Malopo, who were Sotho spirits; the Ngoni (derived from the word Nguni), those of Tsonga, Zulu and Swazi ancestors; and the fierce Ndau who came from Musapa in Mozambique. Spirit possession involved a degree of culpability. The Ngoni spirits of Swazi warriors possessed the descendants of those who killed them at Moholoholo.

A woman was expected to give birth at her husband’s homestead. Should she deliver at her parental home she would pollute the entire household. In this case she and the child’s progenitor had to sprinkle goat’s chyme around the yard to cool the home. Miscarriages and abortions caused both the mother and the foetus to be fisa. Because the foetus had never seen the outside world, it was ila (taboo) to bury it in the sun. A foetus younger than three months was buried in a damp spot by the river side, any foetus older than this inside the homestead.

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