101 Revenge Tricks by Chris Pilbeam

By Chris Pilbeam

Revenge is a smart notice to claim. Repeat it slowly: Revenge… simply asserting it makes you are feeling higher. enable your mind's eye run rebellion with those little revenge tips… all one zero one of them.

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And again, and again, and again. Over the course of an afternoon, this can actually make a grown man cry. pmd 34 07/12/2005, 12:56 S 101 REVENGE TRICK 21 Shower Shivers If you’re looking to get a housemate’s day off to a shocking start tomorrow, angle the shower head to point precisely at where their naked body will be when they turn the water on in the morning. This works especially well with power showers, which squirt powerfully straight away but take a few seconds to warm up. pmd 35 07/12/2005, 12:56 S 101 REVENGE TRICK 22 Unhappy Birthday to You Pull apart a musical birthday card – one of the ones that play Happy Birthday when you open them – and remove the little disc that plays the music.

They’ll wriggle and wriggle and won’t stop. It’s due to a human reflex – when the toes slide against each other, the unconscious mind will concentrate on removing the cause of the slipperiness until it’s gone. Unfortunately, this wears out the part of the brain that’s supposed to be recharging at night. Your target will wake up feeling like they’ve had no sleep whatsoever. pmd 30 07/12/2005, 12:56 S 101 REVENGE TRICK 18 Clinical Retribution With modern scanners and photocopiers, it’s becoming increasingly easy for criminals to duplicate official-looking stationery.

Then unfasten the drainage pipe from the sink that your target is most likely to empty the bucket into.

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